{"id":129,"date":"2008-08-19T22:44:18","date_gmt":"2008-08-19T20:44:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quidelombre.unblog.fr\/2008\/08\/19\/129\/"},"modified":"2008-08-19T22:44:18","modified_gmt":"2008-08-19T20:44:18","slug":"129","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quidelombre.fr\/?p=129","title":{"rendered":"Le magasin des suicides de Jean Teul\u00e9"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/quidelombre.unblog.fr\/files\/2008\/08\/teul.jpg\" title=\"teul.jpg\" class=\"imagelink\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/quidelombre.unblog.fr\/files\/2008\/08\/teul.vignette.jpg\" alt=\"teul.jpg\" \/><\/a>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Jean Teul\u00e9<\/p>\n<p><span><\/span><u>Le Magasin des Suicides<\/u><span> \u00e9dition Julliard 2007<\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><span><\/span>Voici un sujet difficile \u00e0 traiter, mais qui fait toute l&rsquo;originalit\u00e9 et tout l&rsquo;int\u00e9r\u00eat de ce livre.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Peut-on vivre du commerce de la mort sans fausse pudeur et dire aux clients que si on a rat\u00e9 sa vie, on ne doit surtout pas rater sa mort?<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Ainsi le magasin des suicides (depuis 10 g\u00e9nrations) offre aux candidat toute une palette de possibilit\u00e9s afin d&rsquo;en finir dans de bonnes conditions.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Quand une cliente remarque le sourire du petit dernier, Alan, Mme Tuvache prend son mari Mishima \u00e0 t\u00e9moin, \u00ab personne n&rsquo;a jamais souri dans la famille Tuvache\u00a0\u00bb. Le Ton est donn\u00e9! Avec le fournisseur \u00ab\u00a0M&rsquo;en Fous La Mort\u00a0\u00bb, rien de plus facile que d&rsquo;en finir, si on le d\u00e9sire vraiment. Ainsi M.Tuvache n&rsquo;h\u00e9site pas \u00e0 conseiller le seppuku \u00e0 un prof de gym qui souhaitait au d\u00e9part une immolation \u00e0 l&rsquo;essence ou au napalm&#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Le client h\u00e9site et a peur de ne pas en avoir le courage, il ose une demande de service \u00e0 domicile, M. Tuvache s&rsquo;en indigne \u00ab\u00a0on n&rsquo;est pas des assassins, tout de m\u00eame\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Je ne vous parlerai pas du cadeau d&rsquo;anniversaire offert \u00e0 Maryline, mais ce Death Kiss marque le d\u00e9but de la fin du Magasin des Suicides. Son amour pour Ernest et le r\u00f4le pr\u00e9pond\u00e9rant du petit Alan vont op\u00e9rer une r\u00e9volution dans le petit monde des Tuvache.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Peut-\u00eatre que d&rsquo;ici peu, au Magasin des suicides on pourra trouver un Mistral Gagnant \u00e0 coup s\u00fbr et ne plus engager le dernier jour du reste de sa vie mais le tout premier.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">A lire donc, pour ceux qui regardent tous les aspects de la vie avec le sourire<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 Jean Teul\u00e9 Le Magasin des Suicides \u00e9dition Julliard 2007 \u00a0 Voici un sujet difficile \u00e0 traiter, mais qui fait toute l&rsquo;originalit\u00e9 et tout l&rsquo;int\u00e9r\u00eat de ce livre. Peut-on vivre du commerce de la mort sans fausse pudeur et dire aux clients que si on a rat\u00e9 sa vie, on ne doit surtout pas rater [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-129","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","category-litterature"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Le magasin des suicides de Jean Teul\u00e9 - Quidelombre<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/quidelombre.fr\/?p=129\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Le magasin des suicides de Jean Teul\u00e9 - Quidelombre\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"\u00a0 Jean Teul\u00e9 Le Magasin des Suicides \u00e9dition Julliard 2007 \u00a0 Voici un sujet difficile \u00e0 traiter, mais qui fait toute l&rsquo;originalit\u00e9 et tout l&rsquo;int\u00e9r\u00eat de ce livre. 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