{"id":488,"date":"2009-12-05T18:15:41","date_gmt":"2009-12-05T16:15:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quidelombre.unblog.fr\/2009\/12\/05\/il-sang-passe-de-bella-la-maison-la-nuit\/"},"modified":"2009-12-05T18:15:41","modified_gmt":"2009-12-05T16:15:41","slug":"il-sang-passe-de-bella-la-maison-la-nuit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quidelombre.fr\/?p=488","title":{"rendered":"Il sang passe de bella la maison la nuit!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/quidelombre.unblog.fr\/files\/2009\/12\/whatasurprisecadre.jpg\" class=\"imagelink\" title=\"whatasurprisecadre.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/quidelombre.unblog.fr\/files\/2009\/12\/whatasurprisecadre.vignette.jpg\" alt=\"whatasurprisecadre.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Cette nuit, j&rsquo;entends du bruit dans la bibiloth\u00e8que. Je me dis que la poussi\u00e8re est bruyante, et que je devrai y rem\u00e9dier un jour de pluie. Je me l\u00e8ve quand m\u00eame, sans conviction, un peu au radar, le pyjama en vrac. L\u00e0, sur une \u00e9tag\u00e8re, je les d\u00e9couvre, en train de commenter une photographie et un po\u00e8me du blog. Quelle surprise mes amis!<\/p>\n<p>Voici ce que j&rsquo;entends, avant que ma pr\u00e9sence ne les \u00e9vapore.<\/p>\n<p>Edward : &#8211; \u00ab\u00a0Elle \u00e9crira mon nom sur les arbres blancs\u00a0\u00bb! Tu ne penses pas que Fr\u00e9d\u00e9ric pensait \u00e0 toi en d\u00e9crivant cette sc\u00e8ne?<\/p>\n<p>Bella :- Non, il n&rsquo;avait pas encore lu notre aventure en mars 2009!<\/p>\n<p>Edward : &#8211; Et la clairi\u00e8re de tes amours?<\/p>\n<p>Bella : &#8211; Non, tu es sourd mon ch\u00e9ri? Enfin c&rsquo;est vrai que l&rsquo;amour&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Edward : &#8211; Il est sympathique ce gar\u00e7on. Il me fait penser \u00e0 un tes amis d&rsquo;avant ta nouvelle vie.<\/p>\n<p>Bella :- Je crois qu&rsquo;il s&rsquo;entendrait tr\u00e8s bien avec Jack. Mais moi, les tatouages&#8230; ce n&rsquo;est pas vraiment mon style. Au fait, je ne me souviens plus, s&rsquo;il y a des vampires ou pas d&rsquo;ailleurs, tatou\u00e9s dans notre saga.<\/p>\n<p>Edward :- Bella, il est temps pour nous de nous \u00e9clipser, nous reviendrons \u00e0 la nouvelle lune, car je crois que nous sommes rep\u00e9r\u00e9s.<\/p>\n<p>Bon \u00e0 part la photographie, je n&rsquo;ai pas de preuve. Ensuite, je suis retourn\u00e9 dans les bras de Morph\u00e9e (qui au passage est un gar\u00e7on robuste&#8230;).<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#990000\"><i><strike>D\u00e9sol\u00e9 pour le d\u00e9lire, mais entre deux copies, c&rsquo;est relaxant! <\/strike><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#990000\"><i><strike><br \/>\n<\/strike><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cette nuit, j&rsquo;entends du bruit dans la bibiloth\u00e8que. Je me dis que la poussi\u00e8re est bruyante, et que je devrai y rem\u00e9dier un jour de pluie. 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